Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Monday, August 30, 2010

"How did your parents meet?"

That's the cutest suicide pact-story I've ever heard.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Friday, August 27, 2010

"Write about the last time you went to a church--what brought you there?"

Murdering your adopted, Antichrist son is the best answer. Bonus points if you're Gregory Peck.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

"Write about the last day of your first job."

And the satisfaction you felt knowing they'll never get that stain out of the carpet.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

"Write about a beautiful evening ruined by a bad joke"

And the joke is actually more of a prank. And it's a prank that involves adhesives, a scalpel and Garbage Pail Kid cards.

"Write about the last time you jumped to the wrong conclusion"

And how many children paid dearly for it.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

"Turn off your computer and reintroduce yourself to a pen."

And try to remember how it got lodged up there in the first place.

"What's the most you ever paid for something you didn't want?"

Was it the for location of your wife's head? I bet it was for the location of your wife's head.

"Open an imaginary door. What do you see?"

Or, what the fuck did you just let out?
My mom once bought me this book called the The Pocket Muse. I'm gonna take some of the advice from the book (quoted) and add words to it to make it better.

Sunday, August 8, 2010